Beam Me Up, Blitzer. On Second Thought…
…how’s about you just tell me who I’m going to be referring to as “The Man” for the next four years (at least)? CNN saw fit to debut this Star Wars-y hologram— where, really, via satellite would have done just fine — on election night.
Really, though…really? We’re smack dab in the middle of one of the most important moments in our nation’s history, and CNN decides to employ some George-Lucas-circa-1977 moves to dazzle its audience? Even my man Anderson Cooper — who can do no wrong — got in on the shenanigans.
Click here for clips of the madness. Blink and you’ll miss Jabba the Hut! Thoughts?
Sybil is an Indian, bigging up Da Hurst.
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This is one of the great excesses our society will be judged on by future civilizations.
To permit these privative people to view their ruler-god Will.i.am, 35 rudimentary “high-def” cameras were installed in the temple, known as the “situation room”