How to Kill 40 Minutes
Bug your editor Justin Colby for ways to waste 40 Minutes.
Start your next post about how reunions are the most depressing/hilarious/nerve racking events this side of an Indian wedding.
Start walking away from your cubicle with the aim of walking aimlessly, then somehow convince yourself along this walk that you had a purpose for this walk, then freak out because you can’t remember what/who you were looking for on this walk, then feel like an idiot when you remember your aim was to walk aimlessly.
Re-fill your water bottle because it’s empty, even though you’re not thirsty and really have to pee.
Pee.
Google “Rock Climbing” again, even though you know where and when exactly you are going. It just makes you feel important to know you’re going rock climbing.
Start your post about rock climbing.
Pee.
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